JACOB
So, how does it feel? You know what I mean. To be that old.
BELLA
Jake, stop it!
EDWARD
[Brooding] It's OK. I just want my bouffant back.
JACOB
[Grinning] No way, pale face. Pops.
BELLA
It's alright, sweets. You still look like Elvis.
EDWARD
[Still brooding] It's the sideburns.
JACOB
Oh yeah.
BELLA
Uh. Shut up, Jake.
EDWARD
[Aside. Brooding] First Carlisle, and now Muscle Boy?! Fuck my eternal life.
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